How to Prevent Sunog #Taglish

A Facebook post from one of my friends. He got this somewhere in the web. 

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So I wanna make kwento how the saksakan of our computer make sabog one night. So its kasagsagan of the typhoon chedeng. The panahon seems like have regla, because its so galit ata eh. So there, we didnt napansin that the roof have tulo pala. and the tulo is exactly tapat into the outlet of the saksakan where the computer is nakasaksak. So, while im watching porn, HELL YEAH! Im watching porn that time. Its on the climax na nga eh.. Hahaha Then suddenly the saksakan sparks na malaki and in second it started to make sunog na. i was so nagulat. i was like natulala like that. Then when i make himasmas na, i immediately shut down the main switch of the house. May tita and all my cousins was nagising coz i was shouting. Me like sabi "OMG! OMG! THE SAKSAKAN MAKE SUNOG!" (exagge version) The whole room is so usok. Buti nalang our house doesnt nasunog. Its so nakakatakot, sa true lang. So make ingat sa lahat, since its already RAINY CEASON na. :) That would be all thank you!